When Hollywood roses broke my back
Captain Kirk asked if he could help.
Connie Francis smiled and went looking for boys.
A mermaid walked by in a leather baseball cap.
Buzz Aldrin gazed at the universe on my balcony as
Shirley MacLaine’s beige jaguar
Passed Angelyne’s pink corvette.
Miss America melted everyone
With a perfect smile.
Mr. Spock was logical.
The Fonz went “Hey.”
And I said, “Ouch.”
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